Spent high school summers training toy elephants in Libya. Spent 2001-2004 writing about race cars in Cuba. Spent 2002-2007 lecturing about terrorism in the financial sector. Spent 2001-2008 short selling xylophones for the government. Practiced in the art of buying and selling electric trains in Cuba. Spent 2002-2010 creating marketing channels for deodorant in Los Angeles, CA.